Aliens Among Us?

I met a couple recently who asked me if we'd been to the penis museum?  Well no actually we hadn't....but tell me more.  Evidently there is an older German guy living in Sosua who spent 20 years (1990-2010) building this huge castle.  He believes that aliens have burrowed into the ground and are now living among us.  So he has filled his castle with artwork of aliens, space ships and penises.  Now not sure how the penises snuck in there, but believe me they did.  So we organize a group to tour this castle.  Caught a ride with Jim who had already been once before (and felt once was definitely enough) but he was going to Sosua to get his car worked on and offered us a ride as long as we find our own way back home.  So six of us climb into the Rodeo with Jim (which was very roomy because the night before there were 9 of us his Rodeo!) and he drops us off at the castle. 

This is a view of the castle (the white building) from the road.  Once we're inside the German guy greeted us and led us through the castle.  There were about four levels and then a couple of "crypts" in the basement.  The electricity was turned off, so we took flashlights into the crypt.  He told us all his stories about the aliens and the Haitians who did the artwork.  He also had a very ominous painting of the twin towers that was done in 1998, that appeared to predict the attack.  He told us a story that the painting was inspired by a muslim who had worked for him and actually flew one of the planes that hit the tower.... because he had "a problem with homosexuality". 

From the top turret the view off to the ocean in Sosua was absolutely amazing. 

 

Well, everyday we say we've seen something we thought we'd never see....and this was definitely the something for today.